I've been thinking about this, and you know... my extra freezer in the garage is over 20 years old. My oven is over 20 years old. My microwave is over 20 years old. My truck is over 20 years old. My air conditioner is over 20 years old. My desk fan is over 20 years old. My other computer (that I keep for running specific programs and floppy disks) is over 20 years old. My toaster is over 30 years old.

None of them have come to life and turned into cute girls.

I feel cheated. >:|

I approve of the Appliance uprising party